“"Alright, does anybody want to explain to the intern's parents what happened. Krishnan?"

"Well, uh, young Fredrick had been doing some sterling work putting things in alphabetical order, fetching tea and coffee, occasional biscuits, so we decided that he had earned a bit of extra responsibility. Front-line duties, literally. To be honest he was holding up pretty well, barely broken anything, but then that zombie bit his face off and, well, it was over before the newsfight team could rescue him. Brave kid."

"They also want to know why we didn't use the first aid facilities that were clearly available and in fact weren't used during the match at all."

"What, on an intern?"

"Pfhahaha, yeah you're right. Oh and it may interest you to know that before he died he had sold off your BAFTA for journalism. There will be no awards this game."

"WHAT"

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