“"All I'm saying is, we need to lock that cupboard!"

"Trust and decency are the founding principles of the BBC and I'm sure you know that Gavin."

"Founding principles be damned! A pass, a touchdown, I even gave that black orc a dead arm!"

"I saw that! That was impressive"

"Just showin' them my Tesla Cannons"

"Oh God are you....are you kissing your arms? Gavin you're a newsreader, they're just about strong enough to hold a few sheets of paper."

"Look, all I'm saying is, I did all that, and some intern swans off with my rightful award again!"

"It's all part of the settlement case. If you get maimed, bruised or killed while on the internship program, you get one presenting award of your choice. Look, nobody complained when we gave that albino kid Best Natural History Programme."

"You're saying I should start a petition to get that revoked."

"Just....just go away."

"Fine! But next time you're cornered in a darkened alleyway, don't expect the Tesla Cannons to light your path to freedom!"

"STOP KISSING YOUR ARMS"

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