“We receive first and start really well, thanks in large part to the bribes we get from a get the ref kick off result. We foul for BHs on T1 and T2, and score a third with a block (apo saves), leaving them down in players for the rest of the game.

T3 and they do manage to blitz our dark elf and with a troll slayer to POW the ball free, but we easily recover. T5 and we MNG a blitzer but then give them a chance on the ball, and they score another POW. Meanwhile their only runner has managed to BH himself with a skull block.. just not the dwarf's day today!! We roll forwards, recover the ball, score another BH and make it 1-0.

They have just 6 vs our 11, though they do put in a MNG foul on our troll (no regen) before half time (using up their bribe).

We kick off again: 10 vs 6 now. We cas first, MNG'ing a longbeard, though they quickly cas back a guard marauder. We then MNG their journeybeard and foul out a trollslayer for a KO then on T4 score another BH... just 2 dwarves left on the pitch! There's literally nothing they can do except throw hopeful -2d blocks... at one point getting a triple pow vs our dark elf with a -3d block(!!) while we skillup a marauder with a TD while trying to clear the pitch (1 slayer left at the end).

GG Hardin, guess Nuffle owes you a good game next match!”