#8 Fouly McFoulerson – Dead (RIP) #11 Poker Poe – Smashed Hip (-MA)
“E.L.F. Season XXVI
Game 1 Scoring
Baseline: 10 points (lower TV between 0-1000)
Loss: 0 points
TDs differential: -1 points (1 TDs for/2 TD against)
Casualties: 1 points
Bonuses: 0 points for shutout victory
Cat E (Humans & Stunties): 0 points
Total: 10 points
Fun game up until the point that the Renegades forgot to secure the ball starting the 2nd half. A double both down versus a pesky norse lineman and all of a sudden its a beatdown on the Woodies. The coach of the Woodies head exploded when after a turn 7 foul that killed, in a delicious bit of irony, Fouly McFoulerson, the ref yet again did not spot the foul. After this game the league definitely needs to review the eyesight of this crew as in a game with 12 fouls only 1 player was sent of the pitch.
All in all not the greatest start in the history of ELF, but the Renegade Woodies will be back and looking for more soon enough, these guys just never say die!”
Game 1 Scoring
Baseline: 10 points (lower TV between 0-1000)
Loss: 0 points
TDs differential: -1 points (1 TDs for/2 TD against)
Casualties: 1 points
Bonuses: 0 points for shutout victory
Cat E (Humans & Stunties): 0 points
Total: 10 points
Fun game up until the point that the Renegades forgot to secure the ball starting the 2nd half. A double both down versus a pesky norse lineman and all of a sudden its a beatdown on the Woodies. The coach of the Woodies head exploded when after a turn 7 foul that killed, in a delicious bit of irony, Fouly McFoulerson, the ref yet again did not spot the foul. After this game the league definitely needs to review the eyesight of this crew as in a game with 12 fouls only 1 player was sent of the pitch.
All in all not the greatest start in the history of ELF, but the Renegade Woodies will be back and looking for more soon enough, these guys just never say die!”