“Da Titans finally got offa dere luzin streak, but at a hefty prise. The angry shortbeards fouled Warren to deth, but the apo fixed him up. Den dey hit Keith so hard he hurt his back (1 die T16 block with Claw, 11 on the INJ check, 5,1 on the CAS result). We iz gettin' tired of sufferin' meaningless damage at the end uv games. We gonna start hurtin' people earlier so dey not be around to take cheap shots at us. But we gotz da win and no unz can take dats frum us. Perfect Defense helped get ferst skore, and Blitz! helped get tird skore. Sad dat our only CAS came ona foul, and den Gorge Blanda went and sat in da KO box the rest of da match as if he had won da game single-handedly. Lazy orc! He didn't even make dat foul, Me-Kill did. Me-Kill had 3 fouls and a pass. He deservez da MVP for bein inna trenches.

Good game, Bonesplitters. You played tuff and you had some hard luck but you never quit. Keith, Bruce and Warren wish you had give up sooner, but dey just sore cuz you hit em so hard. Good luck punching dem hobgoblins around.

O yeaz, almost forgot. After a 4+ game TD drought, Eddie Gouge made it into the endzone not once, but twice! Ken also scored offa da Blitz!, but Eddie was ok wid it cuz he already scored two times and was even protecting Ken on his way. Wez all proud of Eddie, and hope he gets many more TDs for da Titans.

Da Trunch'n iz komin' for u!

Skills (1):
Me-Kill Roos (3 4) Wrestle. Me-Kill threw a pass that helped set up da 1st TD (Eddie tripped on his shoelace but eventually got da ball back). But he ain't no reglar chucka, so he gonna learn how to get people on da ground since he on da LOS so much.”