“HA!! We sure showed dem ugly s.o.b.s what's what! No WAY are they ever frowin' us outta the lot. The game was a good display of how tight the family is now, since Pete passed on. (mayherestinpeace) De foul lil' gits called Addamses started off with an attack dat we stonewalled real good. We really turned the tables on 'em dat first half. early on, our Earl here shoed one of the beastly Addams 'tards how you're _supposed_ to hit a guy. Put his lights right out. And de Addams ladies (and mighty fine ladies they looked indeed, mmm-mmm-mmm) came out and carried 'im off the pitch and outta our way. Mikey T scored a neat one to finish de first half off nicely.

Now, da 2nd half is when things REALLY started to happen. After a bit of start trouble, the Johnson CAS machine started up. A few bad blocks an' such almost cost us the game, but we managed to save the situation by puttin' a few more Addamses out of the game. They were so helpless I almost started feelin sorry for the buggers. Almost. Big Jim sealed the game with a great td and the Family prepared for a few moments more of bashing.

And so the game is over! I'm sure you'll forgive my briefness in today's commentary, as there will surely be a HUGE party of unprecedented proportions at the trailerpark. See you there! ..and hopefully some of the addams females as well.
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Thanks for the game, bardulf! It was a good one, albeit the dice greatly favoured me. I'm sorry for causing so many MNGs, they'll surely be missed in your next game. Good luck with the tourney!

-Ink”