“Da Titans faced off against sum really tenashus fellow orks today named 'Orcos jugones'. We asked em wat it meant, dey said sumthing about 'Orks dat like to play wit balls' or sumting. Well, we like to play wit da ball as well as hitting, so we can respekt dat. Both teams came redy to play, and both teams played hard. Me-Kill really showed off his new Wrestling teknikes as he got da ball away from Villa da chucker. Den Eddie Gouge ran it in for da ferst uv anudder 2 TD day for owr elf-like blitzer. Eddie mooves like a big jungle cat but he hits like a raging bull. Killer Vanden Bosch wuz reely trowing iz wate round the pitch today, taking on 2, 3 and even 4 jugones at a time. Dis freed up da udder Titans to get to da ball and it paid off. Coach Big Fish's only complaint bout da Boyz wuz we didn't hit very hard. But he wuz happy we got some cheap shots at key moments, at least one giv us a big KO. Too bad dat punk Xavi got da VP and skilled up. We shuda kidney punched dat guy. Hez so dang annoying, and now he gotz Side Step. Bloody elfy orc! Next time we meetz, wez gonna put da boot in im good. And Iniesta, we owez yoo for trying to take Killer away frum uz next game. Good ting our sawbones wuz able to patch im up for uz. Dis da first game for our coach in a LOOOONG time dat hiz team suffered no permanent injoories. Dats kuz we orkz is tuffer dan udder teams. Well, xcept Black Orks, dey die eazy. And Blitzahs and Chuckahs get niggled. And line orks get stat brokeded. Erm... But not todayz dey didn't. Deyz tuff today!

Coach Gama wuz a great opponent, good taktikal coach, good puzitioning, and great fun to talk to bout futbol. We tink it iz sum game dat elves play who r too skeered to play Blood Bowl or sumting. But it sounded fun to watch. We talked bout preevius World Cup and game today between Real Madrid and Barcelona. Since Gama was such good Ork coach, wez gonna root for his team, Real Madrid. Tanks for game Gama, and we look forward to facing yuz again.

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Eddie Gouge - (5 3) Strip Ball. So many good choices here, dis wuz a hard decishun. We wuz gonna go wit some Sure Hands training, since Eddie is such a good ball carrier, but wez decided to improve our defense first. And Eddie is da fastestest ork on da whole team, so iz da ork we gonna send after da udder teamz 'jugones' when dey gets tru owr wall of greenskin.”