“Da Titans took da pitch against some fierce looking norse by de very optimistik name of Things Doomed to Die. Well, no one died, but their gods must have been unhappy wit dem cuz dey were havin truble doing da eziest stuff, like trowin da ball witout fumbling it. Dey had some heroic blocks at time, and dere Yeti, Governments, was givin us headaches til we KO'd him. But Coach Fish been wurkin us pretty hard and it paid off dis game. Everyone performed well, includin' Gorge bootin' der ST 4 runner, Grandmas, so hard she was carted off da field. Gorge didn't even argue wit da ref, he wuz so plezed wit himself. Me-Kill unce agin did da hard werk in da trenches and wuz rewarded by da fans again wit da MVP. Coach Fish gave us all a day off to go pillagin. After da game wuz over, we tought we herd da norskies sayin' sumting about 'Vendo' as dey ran from da field and da stadium. We'll have to ask around to see what Vendo iz.

Tanks for da game, Nekosama. Considerin how bad yurz dice were I tought uz played reely well. Good luck wit da team.

Skills (1):
Me-Kill Roos - (3 2) Fend. As Ablert's new keeper, Me-Kill iz gonna be on da LOS a lot, and in sum hairy spots. Dis shud help keep him safe and able to direct Ablert better.”