“Good evening viewers and welcome to our long awaited return of the FoV.

A challenging return.

As the stars of the show returned, one would expect some rust and a few skipped lines. Oh if only.

8mm dropped lines and must thank his lucky stars that the producer can still find a use for him. A hugely sub-standard performance from what should be a quality act. Not to say he is alone. In a front line that performed far below 8mm has the shadowy acolade of being the worst of what should be described as an am-dram performance.

In short throughout a cast of villains there were very few heroes. However, there were a few and they deserve a mention. Urotsukidoji scored the only film award in this performance and my word did he deserve it. Deciding to take the act in his own hands he carried the rest of the front line cast and took full responsibility for the performance with some show-stealing scenes. Usually the villain and just a little twisted he was magnificent.

Towards the end of the broadcast it fell upon the slim shoulders of both Kung Fu Hustle, Zoolander, Get Shorty and Blade, who between them almost stole the show from the Orcus jugones cast but it was not to be.

In short. It was a rough return to the screens for the FoV. All but a few folded under the critics. We say fairwell to the promising Holy Man but can welcome the King's Speech.

Until next time.”