“We kick off in the rain (no wait.. blinding sun!) and with the kick landing so deep their thrower can't even reach it on T1 we rush a blitzer deep into their half. When the orc thrower then fumbles the pass he's able to blitz him away from the ball, grab it and with two GFIs make it 1-0 in record time!!

The orcish crowd react violently, with a thrown rock MNGing a blitzer at kick off, while they then BH one of our linemen and BH our ogre with a foul... uh oh!! We have 2 in the KO box at this stage too so have 6 players left on the pitch, so they easily wander downfield putting in fouls (two orcs sent off) and punching us a lot more than us them (though their thrower manages to get himself BH'd with a bad block), before making it 1-1 on T8.

We get 2/3 KOs back with two sets of rolls so we set up 7 vs their 10 as they kick off.... and get a blitz! They surround our 5 players on the LOS and run some others after the 2 near the ball. This would have made things almost impossible for us as it was, but on top of it we can't do anything right and fumble the ball twice at the back before they roll over us to make it 2-1 on T4.

They kick once again... and AGAIN they blitz! It's 3-1 by T7 with very little actions from the humans except standing up and there's just enough time before the final whistle for some rocks to come in stunning one of our players and niggling one of theirs!

GG jdvmat!”