“E.L.F. Season XXVI
Game 10 Scoring [Box]
Baseline: 12 points (lower TV between 1201-1400 TV)
Loss: 0 points
TDs differential: -1 points (0 TD for/1 TD against)
Casualties: 0 points (suffered 4 CAS including 1 -ma and 1 RIP)
Bonuses: 0 points
Cat A (Plug & Play): +11 points (double score)
Total: 22 points

Another ridiculous game that I was pretty much out of by halftime. CAS were unbelievably high, even though I prevented score in first half. 2nd half just didn't have the players to compete. This makes me want to play nothing but bash teams. Opponent was whining a bit in first half because I prevented his score, telling me "what difference does it make how many CAS I get if I can't score?" Answer - because I won't be able to protect the ball in the 2nd half when you outnumber me almost 2 to 1.

Forgot to mention, none of my 3 KOs ever came back and the orcs did 4 CAS with 1 BoB. They only had 2 players on the roster with Mighty Blow, but that's 7 armor breaks, plus 4-6 more stuns. 46 Blocks and 11-13 armor breaks. That's about 1 armor break every 3.5-4 Blocks. And once again, Dodge was nearly useless as the orcs rolled mostly POWs.

No skills, decent money but with the loss of a Guard lineman this game was a waste of an hour. Add a -FF when we only had a 4 to start with, and a -MA to our kicker late in the game and Nuffle pretty much kicked me in the balls while I was laying on the ground puking my guts out. I knew I should have just conceded after Gurney was killed.”