“Opening day at Smile Cause Yer High Stadium in the inaugural season for the Denver Beard Co. 105,000 screaming fans came to support their favorite dwarfs -- and the Beard Co would not disappoint in the first half.

Local hero, John "Not the" Elfway knocked out two Raiders in two blocks and there would be two other raiders injured before the cannon sounded half-time. But every time the Beard Co knocked the ball loose there was a Raider waiting to pick it up. Michael Bush dodged his way into the endzone for the late first half score.

The Beard Co responded as Terrible Davis took the second half kickoff coast-to-coast, blitzing his way out of a nasty scrum, to draw it even. With time ticking down, Shannon Sharpe "as a circle" intercepted a pass from Jason Cantball to stop the late Raider drive. ”