“Once again, the world is saved from utter destruction by... green skins?!? Seriously, that and my crummy dice. The Dreamers have not had any luck against Orcs and this game was no different. Started off decently, but then I couldn't move forward and dropped an EASY handoff that should have scored late in the 1st half. Not only did I not score, but the cursed orcs were able to counter-score on me thanks to a skull in T8. Very little I did this game worked, and just when I started getting momentum, Nuffle reared his ugly mug and slapped the Dreamers back to sleep. At least we recruited a new follower, as Igrog Iceaxe becomes a mindless servant of Cthulhu, Master of R'lyeh, recruited by the loyal Deep One.

No skills, but no loss of FF and good money for losing. Some day, we will overcome this ugly, green plague that calls itself the orcish race, and then the world will know the terror of R'lyeh!

Thanks for the game, Kelkka. Some day I will beat you, too.”