“In the opening blitz, Shannon Sharpe "as a circle" (playing as if he were on a steroid fit) smashed Ernie Labrador into the turf. Chomper apo was on point and saved the catcher's life, but San Dogo drew first blood on the scoreboard with a break out run by Kelcher.

Denver answered with an amazing show of elfitude by Mike Smashyerhand dodging his way to an errant hailmary pass to tie it up at the halftime cannon.

Denver appeared to be in great position to make a run... well... slow dwarfish meander to the endzone with a strong cage, but brilliant coaching by Kryten and about 4 pushes later, the ball was rolling free. Kelcher again was the hero snatching the fumble and rolling to his second touchdown and a Chomper victory. ”