“Once again we meet with our intrepid players. Finaly finding an ogre stupid enoufe to join the team "Slim Jim" who knows how well he will do but todays as good a day as any to find out. Today they match up against a barrel of chaos, the team seems to be sprouting new limbs as we speak. Nothing our hummy freinds cant handle.
Hums to kick it goes long and deep just like she likes it. Chaos scrammble to collect but its out of reach sum how the beast scoops up the ball and the drive begins.
Hums on the offense striding down the flank knocking Jamie Oliver out for the rest of the match. "Pucker on THAT" the blitzer is herd yelling.
Chaos trying to get the humans under control begin the flying box formation. During the mellee Paul Weakspike a spectator from the crowd forced into uniform before the match was left on the floor smashed knee. Doc Jock the teams apo took a look but seriously couldnt be bothered.
Moments later a pile of chaos was found festering and molding on the side of the pitch. After checking the rosters no such player was noted and the game continued. There did appear to be a dwindling chaos presence on the pitch.
The chaos find a gap and make a break for it

Unfortunatly "Go Deep Harvey" and "Wrangling" Wayne sent the poor chap back to the lockers. Can the humans make up for early mistakes and capitalise on their position.
It seems nuffle was just playing a mean joke the blitzer stumbles and crashes to the floor chaos collect 1-0.
Humans have a turn and just enoufe players to try for the 1ttd. Sure hands! sure hands! the crowd chant just before the star quaterback fumbles the ball.

2nd Half 9 hums to 8 chaos

The babes chase the kos out of the box and we start the second half.

It seems the chaos had their stuff together and were half way down the pitch before the ball landed. BLITZ! was on.
Despite the blatant cheating. The hums came back in force securing the ball and injuring a beast as they set up their drive.
But the beasts will not be held back and after stumbling for a second lay a hit on the ball carrier. Hes down but not out. Gets back up lays the smack down and is back with the ball.
Looking for a player down feild but everyone is marked suddenly harvey comes clear its going to be a long one.
Its free its got a good spiral and its in harveys hands hes away up the middle. TOUCH DOWN HUMANS.
1-1 all to play for as the humans kick. 3 men up things are looking good.
The hums kick deep and the chaos box it up tighter than.... an ogres b to stop riefs.
The hums slam into the box but cant penetrate its sturdy side. Chaos free up players with tactical strikes.
Time after time the chaos break free and the humas tie the up.
The chaos make a last ditch break down a flank and are in clear air.
Humans last chance to stop them falls to a rookie lineman a push should be enoufe and blows it.
2-1 to the chaos humans can only look on in dismay. They will have to re think there strategy before the next game.

Final Score 2 -1

Highlights go to the long bomb pass and td to tie up the game.”