“All the Elves' promises to improve their defense were forgotten before the game had even begun. Much to the amazement of their Chaos Dwarf opponents, they set up for a brilliant offensive drive – when they were actually supposed to kick the ball. By the time they realized their mistake, the Colliders were already doing what they do best: Cutting a bloody swathe through the opposition, taking the entire first half to score an effortless touchdown.
A feeble attempt to break through the opposing lines early in the second half was stopped dead in its tracks, giving the Colliders plenty of time to score their second touchdown and break a few more Elves while they were at it. All in all, it seems highly unlikely that the PFAA will be able to improve their game – not unless one of them can be bothered with actually picking up the rulebook and acquiring at least a passing familiarity with the basic rules of the game.
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Twahnlows:

3: #3 Alice: Prevented the equalizer, taking Brittle out of the game in the process.
2: #1 Atlas: Kicked off the festivities by head-butting an opponent into the infirmary in the first turn.
1: #12 zino: Brave little hobgoblin, sealed the win with his touchdown in the second half.”