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CTV 1000k Orc
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Elven Union CTV 1000k
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#11 Cherry Bobbins – Dead (RIP)
#12 Neil George Wallington – Pinched Nerve (MNG)
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The pimps were back handing like crazy, with many armour breaks but nothing but stuns to show for it in the first half.
The tricksy elves were first to put down any real damage with Whoberry blitzing Macktastic Skillz and sending him off to the KO bin. Opening up the play for The Chad to skirt down the sides with a lovely short pass Black Panther to move forward towards the End Zone. Panther scoring in turn 5 for the elves, leaving the pimps 4 turns to try to and even the score.
PIMPSLAP!!!! Was the cry as Pimp Named Slickback backhanded Nipples into the Cas bin. Perhaps the he didnt pay his fees. He will know better next time. A failed pass allowed the elves to pounce on the ball, but a failed pick up allowed the orcs to recoup.
Devious Honey kicks perhaps an elf bastard, turned pimp was able to pick up the ball within the TZ but unable to dodge away with the reroll saw the ball spill again. The Chad obviously was distracted by the pimps bevvies on the side lides and he fumbled the ball again allowing the orcs to get back around the ball. Plenty more stuns were provided when Stickyfingaz the she pimp threw a long bomb down to Diamondtrim, to fend on his own against those pesky elves. Surrounded with ease and taken to the ground. Valentine did not posses the required elf to get away with picking up the ball in the tz and ended the half.
Many more stuns to start the second half, with the boot being dropped to Diamondtrim escorted off the pitch. A sneaky one die block from Whoberry, knocked the ball free. The elves raced again to the end zone, perhaps the elves to get up 2-0? The orcs chased down the ball and threw some more stuns. Slim jim from the elves managed to race down, blitz the ball free pick it up and dodge through to the end zone, but in the true nuffle way he failed the GFI and stunned himself in the end zone. PIMPSLAP!!!! Honeykicks lands a brutal hit on Cherry Bobbins, resulting in boots in a pile of blood. Sheik picks up the ball, and manages to get it to Stick Fingers and has begun to form the cage.
The KO's began to trickle in. The elves are tricksy and manage to keep the pressure on the ball carrier. PIMP SLAP! Funk Masta Flava shows Neil how shiny his rings are... real close... Sticky Fingers was able to sneak away from the elves and score a TD in the final orc turn for the game.
Erik played great with his elves as always even when the dice abandoned him on numerous times.
Twans:
3 - Whoberry
2 - Slim Jim
1 - Black Panther
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