“The Whispering Wind were on song despite the hot sunny weather throughout the first half of the game. Caladrial Stormbringer was the star of the half, leaping valiantly between two Saruses to push a poor Skink out of bounds and then dodge his way back out of the Wood Elf Sandwich. The ball went out of bounds to create a scoring opportunity. The Wardancer mercilessly hunted the skink ball carriers the entire first period, repeatedly knocking them over with his tackling and shadowing skills. Whispering Wind 2-0 at the end of the first half.

The second half saw the Wind dominate again. Caladriel Stormbringer failed an easy leap and stunned himself. The Wind managed to steal the ball and score regardless, but Stormbringer was benched for the rest of the match in shame at his fumbling display.

Despite this, the Wind managed to steal the ball off the Croakers two more times to win 5-0 in a mad display of Wood Elf blocking instead of dodging, and pointless passes 'just because they could'.

Stormbringer refused to comment after the game on his ugly face plant into the turf, nor his shameful benching early in the second half.”