“Triassic won the coin toss, and chose to recieve. For a while, that looked to be all the luck these poor reptiles would get, for Wuhan systematically destroyed all skinks by the end of turn 4, and Apato saurus, as well. This led to a 1-0 score, for the drunks, at the end of the half.

The drunks, confident in thier victory, must have started thier celebrations in the halftime locker room, because the 4 remaining Sauruses gave them hell.

Twice the Sauruses blitzed the drunks. This could have been becuase of, either the drunks were drunk, or without the smarter skinks guiding the Sauruses, they just forgot to wait for the ball to land. Whatever the reasons they charged the drunks and managed to find a ball to move to the end zone.

The tie was only held, because in turn 8 the Drunks catcher passed out, just before making a winning touchdown.

Triassic Owner, barely withheld retiring the team. Although Triassic, for the most part looks broken, thier winning performances can not be understated.”