“In this game, we faced halflings -- the natural enemies of goblins. That might not be true, but it should be. Fortunately, little green guys > little fat guys, and the Skaven just tipped it further.

(Well, except Segway, who died very early. Final statistics: 2 games, 5 turns. What a waste. He wasn't even killed by a treeman -- a halfling did it.)

Anyway, it was a rainy day, which meant my throwers were invaluable. They combined for 4 completions, a touchdown, a casualty and 14 SPPs. Steve Holt! picked up a point of agility -- Steve Holt! Mr. Bananagrabber just took Accurate. Chicken Dance also got his first skill, and we took Two Heads, because we're unoriginal. (We have more interesting plans for this team... don't you worry about that. But right now, we want Chicken Dance to dodge around like a snotling. Is that so wrong?)

A lot of halflings were thrown into my side of the field, a trick that didn't quite pay dividends. One time, a halfling fell. Two more didn't go far enough, and the skaven were able to track then down.

Anyway, the team is 2-0. Not sure how long that will last, but it is true now.”