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Match Result · League division
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Match recorded on 2011-06-16 15:44:08
Nurgle CTV 950k
0
60k
9000 (1 FAME)
No change
1/0/0
Inducements: 2 bloodweiser kegs
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
3
-
1
-
1
16
162
-
30
47
-
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
1
1
-
1
8
142
1
6
52
1
#9 Wag – Groin Strain (MNG)
“The Stupid Nomad !!!
A man is riding aimlessly through the desert on a donkey. He is not hungry or thirsty, because he has a bottomless bowl of fruit. He wanders for about a week and eventually gets pretty horny. He gets to the point where he can''t stand it anymore. So he decides to try and have his way with the donkey.
He drops his pants and positions himself under the donkey. But, to his dismay, the donkey walks away. Only slightly discouraged, the man decides to try again. He walks to where the donkey is standing, positions himself under the donkey, and right before he goes for it, the donkey walks away again. Now the man is getting frustrated.
As he prepares for his third and final try, he sees a vision. A beautiful, naked woman appears out of nowhere. She approaches the stunned man, who until recently, believed that he was the only person for hundreds of miles. She smiles at him and says, "I would do anything for that bowl of fruit you have."
"Anything?" he says, getting fairly excited.
"Yes, anything." she replies.
So he says, "Will you hold the donkey!?"
Some mongrel coated that ball with pig fat at the start of both halves. Made it very difficult to control possession when I got jumped before picking it up :)
Great game played bt TN was good under pressure and utilised his modest speed advantage well.
Twahnlows
3pts - Bennelong 2 TD's was doing the hard work
2pts - Truganini for trying to pull Wags leg off
1pt - Yagan for always being in the fight and blocking hard”
A man is riding aimlessly through the desert on a donkey. He is not hungry or thirsty, because he has a bottomless bowl of fruit. He wanders for about a week and eventually gets pretty horny. He gets to the point where he can''t stand it anymore. So he decides to try and have his way with the donkey.
He drops his pants and positions himself under the donkey. But, to his dismay, the donkey walks away. Only slightly discouraged, the man decides to try again. He walks to where the donkey is standing, positions himself under the donkey, and right before he goes for it, the donkey walks away again. Now the man is getting frustrated.
As he prepares for his third and final try, he sees a vision. A beautiful, naked woman appears out of nowhere. She approaches the stunned man, who until recently, believed that he was the only person for hundreds of miles. She smiles at him and says, "I would do anything for that bowl of fruit you have."
"Anything?" he says, getting fairly excited.
"Yes, anything." she replies.
So he says, "Will you hold the donkey!?"
Some mongrel coated that ball with pig fat at the start of both halves. Made it very difficult to control possession when I got jumped before picking it up :)
Great game played bt TN was good under pressure and utilised his modest speed advantage well.
Twahnlows
3pts - Bennelong 2 TD's was doing the hard work
2pts - Truganini for trying to pull Wags leg off
1pt - Yagan for always being in the fight and blocking hard”
Two wins!! That’s two more than I thought I’d be getting this season!! Probably the last one as well.
Got to give it to Bob though. The only team harder out of the box than chaos is Nurgle- bad line fodder, can’t get all your keys straight away no skills seat of your pants stuff.
So from the start I had the strength advantage. Bob fort on bravely and punched a hole through my defence early in the first half to put pressure on the ball. Took me four turns to pick up the sodding thing. But got away up one of the sideline to stall out the half for a TD.
Secondhalf started out much the same as the first, bash first ball second. But I was able to get two Man bear pigs up the sides to have a go at the ball. And thanks to the foul weather Bob hadn’t been able to secure the wet ball. Got lucky with the dice and I was over!!! After that bob wanted blood but thanks to skill less brutes on the pitch no long term damage was done by either team. Bad luck Bob My boy should of got the Chainsaw instead of the cheer leaders and the lino. Good luck with next season this ones all about getting the spps for both our teams :)
#3 - #1 Jokester for laying the smach down on David Dirtysnake my only regret is he didn't die. Always pains me to see a journeyman be able to walk away from a match from either team.
#2 - #3 Trickster for catching the ball on a plus 5 in the wet looked like he was going to make a break for it at one stage.
#1 - #7 Kidder for getting banned on a snake eyes Bwhahahaha got to love that.”