“The PFAA actually put up a somewhat decent fight for the better part of the first half, which was dominated by a drawn out scuffle in the Ninjahs' backfield. To no avail, though, as the Humans eventually managed to secure the ball and score the first touchdown of the game. The second half was an exercise in futility that saw the badly outnumbered Elves scamper for cover while the Ninjahs scored at will.

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Twahnlows:

3: #7 Food: The nerve! Walks right into the Elves' endzone, quietly watches the fight that brakes out next to him, waits for the ball to pop free, roll in his his direction and come to a complete rest at his feet, picks it up and claims the touchdown. Blood Bowl can be so easy at times.

2: #6 Coldcut: Would somebody tell this guy that he's supposed to throw passes, not punches? More blocks than any other player (except Bonobo), two of which removed their targets from the pitch permanently – including the PFAA's star blitzer on turn one, basically ending the game right there.

1: #4 Bonobo: Broke the neck of The Honorable Gruel Liquorice, contributing to his early retirement at the end of the season.”