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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2011-06-25 12:01:23
80k
0/0/0
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
1
-
-
1
9
120
6
11
22
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#3 Rupert Smithson – Dead (RIP)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
-
6
-
1
17
165
-
29
58
1
“LXXXIV 145 Rookie Cup final :)
The dwarves had been drinking so much beer on the previous days that they were very self-confident. This proved efficient for casualties, beer allowing to forget pain... Many badly hurts on human side, even a blitzer was killed (his last words, to a dwarf blocker were "you smell alcohol you stupid short-sized punk", he did not have time to regret his words)
But beer made some dwarves forget the coach's advises : our runner decided to join the fight instead of staying behind on the pitch... so thanks to a good pass, the humans were able to win...
Fun game, proud to have been beaten in final by this human team ;)”
The dwarves had been drinking so much beer on the previous days that they were very self-confident. This proved efficient for casualties, beer allowing to forget pain... Many badly hurts on human side, even a blitzer was killed (his last words, to a dwarf blocker were "you smell alcohol you stupid short-sized punk", he did not have time to regret his words)
But beer made some dwarves forget the coach's advises : our runner decided to join the fight instead of staying behind on the pitch... so thanks to a good pass, the humans were able to win...
Fun game, proud to have been beaten in final by this human team ;)”
With their team mates falling at an alarming rate, it became clear that Over-Time was not a viable option for the Miami Humans so time after time they put their body on the line to annoy the Vicious but clumsy Dwarves. As the game ended there were only 3 Miami players left on the pitch against 11 Snarling Dwarves.... But Miami had done enough and won their coaches first ever silverware.”