“Other worldly events forced Coach Wang to concede, it's a shame they didn't occur before the two stat decreases. Both were fired post match with TV mountain Quillion being sent on his merry way. Having sat out several matches with rocks and KOs he was never able to fulfill his potential and won't be missed.

The Protectors were out played throughout with Tackle nullifying a significant amount of TV. Let's hope for a slightly kinder draw next time.

Very late reply by Coach Wang to Coach Kalebin's response - They're not cursed, they are just very unlucky :D My Pro Elves were cursed ;-)

But in all seriousness. The team has a lot of dodge and a bit of blodge. Plus two guard players are still on the roster. So long as I don't hit Dwarfs or a tackle heavy team for a couple of games they should be fine...those words there have probably doomed them :D”