“Another game that left the Jedi though out the universe wincing for the chaos team. I’ve decided that the best course of action it to letter bomb Nuffles mums house with anthrax ( yes nuffle lives in his mums basement. We all know its true its just the way it is ). That should get that dice monkeys sodding attention.

First half chaos was looking good after crowed pushing that affront to nature centaur off the pitch but before the turn could even end Eddie Mabo decided it was a good idea to take his helmet off and head butt what appeared to be a small bearded child that had happened to wonder onto the pitch. Killed apo came on to help but only seemed to reinsert the horn into another of eddies holes and he promptly died of shame. If I’ve told those bloody chaos warriors once I’ve told them a million times NEVER TAKE YOUR HELMET OFF WHEN HEADBUTTING CHILDREN OR THE ELDERLY chivalry is dead in this age. Equal rights to all. Good thing he died. Would have been fired after the game anyway for not listening to team crush and kill orders. Saves me having to pay his severance package.

Second half started and the inevitable cas count started up. So I went for the second touchdown faster than I should have Sandune had a chance at the ball carrier after CW got downed by a lone dwarf for the second time in the match. Got to his ball carrier to knock it free but numbers weren’t on my side by that time. After that chaos was left scrambling. A beast ran into the back field to cover only to fail a GFI to yet another cas roll to keep him out of play, after that their was only a well covered beast left to dodge out of heavy cover only to skull it on the block leaving the bull open.

In another note. After reading the SWL news letter I read that the only other chaos team in the league has a plus cas count of 8. Outrage I feel some emotion that I’ve been told is shame. minus 7 cas after four games bhaa might as well be a bloody elf team.


Great game Sandune had a lot of fun gl with the coming season(s). Great to have you back after a brief 4 year holiday. Hope we get to play again soon.

Twahnlows:

3pts - #2 Pro Visional – for appearing like a small bearded child and showing that chivalry is truly dead. 2 cas for the game for him he was also the dwarf that made the opening on the ball carrier. Left me with little choice with those dice.

2pts - #16 Imp Ermanent – got the ball free and scored the touchdown.

1pt - #6 Irr Egular - for taking out the only skilled player in my team
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