“We begin the trek of 800 games with a powerful win! Let flame rule the night as chariots and men o war celebrate with charred animal flesh, and frozen beer!

Hail to Dread Scott, alpha warrior of the battlefield! Break the opposition into splinters and send the mothers home in tears!

But great was the power of Ring Daemon! A completion and powerful backhand brings glory to thy name! Upgrade to dirty player, and begin thy dissection of enemies!

Now with coins overflowing, we make the ancient signs, and call to the depths of Hades our veteran destroyer of mortals! Let the Dark Avenger ride again!!! Thy battlecry crosses the heavens, to the four corners of the upperworld and let's man and beast alike know thy return! hail, beast of war! Take the reigns of power and guide us into the blackness!”