“Denver took the opening kickoff, but the Bashers defense swarmed in and prevented a cage. After a fumble and inbound pass from the crowd, Floyd Brittle managed a long pass to Steve "Ax" Watter -- who handed off to Mike Smashyerhand for the late first-half score.

Cleveland was all butter fingers in the second half kicking the ball around enough to let the Beard Co defense get into position. Bernie Killer fumbled and Terrible Davis recovered to punch it in at the closing gun.

The real MVP was the apothocary -- Denver star player, Steve "Ax" Watter was smashed and announced dead on the scene, but was patched up on the sidelines and revived enough to finish the game. Many Bashers were not so lucky as four casualties were suffered (including Alex Mace twice after regenerating from his first pinched nerve!) ”