“Well the Hammers were returning to the barracks early in the morning after an all night bing fest on the row. Half the team was still drunk and the sun was just rising. As the hammers were approaching one of the many bridges over the Reik a crew of nasty looking Orcs were hanging around. They demanded 10 GC to cross...Hammers dont pay no crowns to cross a bridge...TO WAR!!!!

Well the Hammers were a little under the weather and by the time the majority of the team knew they were playing blood bowl half of them were off the pitch...The orcs chew us up and spit us out...AV was missing this match and the CAS rolls were en fuego...Hammers did not have a shot.

As the match winds down 10 of the Hammers are swimming home, thrown over the bridge for many perms and the rest were laid out in the gutter.. Carlsbad was left dangling from a sign post over the bridge as a reminder to pay your toll.


This was just ugly”