“The Billy Goats continue their quest for the 6th seed in the playoffs by smooshing and splooshing their favorite punching bag, the Cleveland Bashers. Though the refs were on their game to make it a toe-to-toe affair... not a boot-to-neck affair. The first three fouls of the game were sent off - first two by Cleveland and the third by Buffalo (even bribed him and the hoser still sent him off...) and the fourth foul needed a bribe to stay on the pitch.

T'was a bloody pitch at the end, but the Billy Goats redonkulous bounce-passes to the crowd helped them take an early score on their way to a 2-0 lead into the 4th quarter. Cleveland managed to make it a game with the help of perennial star, Justin Harrell.

Fun times, MoNads. Tough that Titus now Attacks the underside of a coffin lid... but think of it this way - at least he didn't roll doubles for you and THEN get splooshed with a regen fail!... I'm here to point out them bright sides for you ;)”