“Damn and blast! The 'flings were bloodthirsty this game, scoring a kill straight away, and another later on, but their carelessness with block (4 rerolled in the first 5 turns) left them devoid of (theirs and the two they stole with the Chef) rerolls. A bad scatter, and the Skaven was away - a desperate blitz, another bad scatter, and he was able to recover and score.

Both trees Rooted in turn 1 2nd half - despite this, the unsupported 'flings put up a stirling defense, eventually felling the Dark Elf, and the ball was launched into the Pact backfield by way of the crowd. Alas, their fat little legs could not get them into scoring positions fast enough, and despite a stunning double-POw on a -2d Blitz, hadn't the rerolls to make the score in T8.

I think Darren knows that he got away with this one! He has a few lads to bury though (or perhaps, marinade then tenderise), so some lasting scars at least...”