“The only thing truly unbelievable about this game was the gobbos scoring against us! I mean it, this was just one of those games a coach dreams of playing. An entire gobbo team (2 Str) without a big guy, just in time for a recovery game after having been plastered by a bunch of Norse? Bring it on!

We kick first, a blitz allows us to gather around where the ball's going to come down. His first turn, this bizarre ball-and-chain gobbo knocks over two rats, including our rat ogre, who is then summarily fouled into oblivion. :-( But the gobbos are unable to pick up the ball from the ground, in comes FTL to scoop it up and run it in. Combined with the blitz, we now have the first 1-turn td in team history!

The gobbos are unable to handle the second kickoff as well, and again FTL comes flying in to scoop up the ball, this time in two turns and with the help of some friendly blitzes. Score 2-0 after 3 turns.

They actually pick up the ball the third time, and throw a nice long pass to an open gobbo. However, there's no way he's gonna outrun we rats, and he became easy prey to knock over, steal the ball and his lunch money, and race around to score a third time. This time, the ref spots the illegal weapon, and the chainer is out for the duration.

Second half kickoff, the rats accept and have an easy time scoring yet again. FTL is having a field day. He's actually looking around for somebody to pass the ball to, let them score for a change, but they're all having too much fun bashing on gobbos, somebody actually smaller than they are.

The gobbos receive the kickoff for the fifth time, and start to advance it up the gut. By this time, injuries and ko's and niggles preventing playing and SI's from last game and ref caught cheating have depleted the gobbos to only 4 to our 9 (we're also down one from last game, and our penalty this game was "Greatest" meaning somebody was sulking the entire game on the sideline). Manage to knock the ball free, have a streaking FTL for his fifth score, the QB has the ball, just needs one quick step away and he'll pass upfield...

...until a diving tackling gobbo stuns him from behind. Some very fancing dodging by the gobbos gives them the ball with all 4 gobbos tightly packed, but still with enough room on the sideline for the rats to converge on the ballcarrier. Just 3 rats is enough--the others are all down to serve as blockers for when we get the ball back. But then the unthinkable happens--the gobbo with the ball has blodge, and we don't roll a pow. Since we have a 3-d blitz going on, we use a rr. Triple-skulls.

Unbelievable!

Being flat-footed with all useful persons too far downfield to be of help, the 4 gobbos are able to run the ball in for the only gobbo score of the game. FTL scored a fifth time before a crowd riot took up the remainder of time. On his skill roll, he received an unaging +MA, so now this MA 10 sidestepping Ag 4 blodger truly is Faster Than Light!”