“First match of the season and a return to form. After scoring an early touchdown, the PFAA spent the rest of game trying to run away and cover their tender bits. To no avail - when the final whistle blew, half of the players found themselves in the infirmary. Man of the Match: Lord Grenville, who out-bashed and out-killed the vastly overrated Helmut Wulf, who might just as well have stayed at home.

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Twahnlows:

3: #15 Lord Grenville: Three blocks, two casualties, one straight kill. Not too shabby for a lineman.
2: #6 Armand St. Just: Superb ball handling.
1: #3 Scarlet Pimpernel: Look at that clown! Actually tries to score touchdowns while his teammates are getting their boots bloody.”