“Black Orc Diaries:

Me never thought of hitting people twice in a row. It works well now that I thought of it. Undead make squishy noises. The sun musta come up or someting cause they left halfway thru da game. Ball landed on me after I squish da guy wit da ball. Me did not know what to do at first. But then team mate pushed me towards a part of the field I never seen before. I guess some people call it da enzone. Me not sure what happen but people seem ta like when I go 'dere.”