“Sensation! Outrage! Stop the presses! The PFAA actually wins a game! Did they suddenly learn how to play Blood Bowl? No, of course not - it's just that nothing, absolutely nothing went right for Sky Xotica. Important blocks failed, players stumbled, the ball handling was nothing but atrocious, and star thrower Dark Mystic failed to get the ball to its intended recipient time and again.

When their opponents were two touchdowns ahead by the halfway point of the second half, the barbarians simply decided to screw the game and start tap dancing on elven skulls, killing two of them, maiming two badly and getting closer to clearing the PFAA off the pitch than any other team before them.

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Twahnlows:

3: #12 Yani'do: Knows how to make his hits count. Only two blocks, but one sent his journeyman opponent right to the eternal pitch in elf heaven.
2: #1 Xor'gritorg the Great: Another killer, but he needed more blocks than Yani'do.
1: #10 Lulnir: He succeeded where all the expensive positionals failed. Picked up the ball, held on to it and scored a touchdown. Not that he had intended to - he even tried to hand the ball off to one of his teammates, who apparently didn't want anything to do with it.”