“I started to get the hint that this game was going to be a major dicing when Clumsy Smurf made a 5+ pickup on turn 3 and then 4+ dodged away the next turn after the Badgers completely failed to do anything. And... it was. Despite paper-thin smurf armor (and really, exactly how much armor can Smurfette wear?), all the dice really went against the badgers.
Regardless, the smurfs are very much in favor of playing half-drunk coaches, and hope the trend continues. And they are looking forward to facing the Badgers again and paying them back for those end-game spite fouls. Smurfs have a very long memo-- la la, lalalalala, la lalala!
“A lesson that I can't seem to get through my thick skull is that I should not accept a league match after I've polished off a 6 pack of cheap beer. I don't care how awesome I feel at the time it always seems to have a bad turn out. Toss in a small load of attacker down & both down results on the block dice and the end result is the catastrophe that you see above.
It was a good inaugural match for Iskabis as he was keen to easily take advantage of my dim behavior and bad luck. I hope that the next time we meet I will be able to put up more of a challenge.
Despite all of that, the atmosphere was fun and the spectators were lively. If there's one thing I enjoy more than having my @$$ handed to me in a match, it's having my @$$ handed to me with the roar of the crowd there every time something terrible happens. You guys were spot on and I'm happy that I could entertain you for the duration.
Welcome to the NWFL Iskabis!
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Regardless, the smurfs are very much in favor of playing half-drunk coaches, and hope the trend continues. And they are looking forward to facing the Badgers again and paying them back for those end-game spite fouls. Smurfs have a very long memo-- la la, lalalalala, la lalala!
All in all, a very smurfy game.”