“Reporter 1: "Coach Maysrill, on the game-deciding play, did you know Tully Bantha-Poodoo was going to get crowded into the stands after recovering the ball. And if so, was the crowd throw something you work on in practice?"

Coach Maysrill: "We practice a lot of game scenarios. We've probably run that play 100 times in practice."

Reporter 2: "Are you aware of the rule regarding the proper movement of a ball and chain fanatic?"

Coach Maysrill: "We're aware of the rules of the game. Blood bowl is blood bowl."

Reporter 2: "Then how do you explain the rather controlled movements of Vince Kilfork in the second half? He was clearly in violation of CRP rules."

Coach Maysrill: "That's a league matter. We've discussed our interpretation of the rules with the league office and we believe we're on solid ground. Next question..."

Reporter 3: "What happened on that late first half TD that the Underbellies scored, was there a defensive breakdown?"

Coach Maysrill: "Obviously we have some things to work on in practice this week. That's something we can't let happen if we want to be successful. Basic Blocking, basic Tackling, I didn't see a lot of Sidestepping out there, and our-"

(interrupting)Reporter 3: "But you won!"

Coach Maysrill: "We've got to put that win behind us and focus on our next opponent."

PR Director: "That'll do it, see you next week everyone."

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Injury Report: Brandon Merrymurder (D - Head or something)”