“The Imperial Naval Academy was on route to Tatooine to play the Tatooine Dust Devils when Hutt crime lord Jabba Desilijic Tiure disbanded the team and bought his band Blood Bowl uniforms and equipment. Upon learning of the change of opponents, the cadets marched into the Tatooine stadium filled with howling Modal Node fans thinking that they were going to see a concert but were instead treated to an entertaining match.

The first half saw a comedy of rookie errors as Jedi after warrior after henchman after bot tried unsuccessfully to control the ball. Sideman Sy Snoodles was injured much to the crowds dismay as that meant certain key sections of the Nodes hits would be missing until he healed.

In the second half, the cadets tried to set up a patient offensive play but were thwarted by a staunch Nodal defense. However, the Force was strong with this Jedi squad as they scrapped and fought against the musicians finally earning the winning TD.

In the spirit of the event, The Modal Nodes performed a show with the Bloodweiser Babe, having been over-entertained in the VIP box, performed with the band in a manner that caused another type of pitch invasion.
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