“Realising that his players were marginally better blockers than their opposition, who had also opted to go without the services of the ever popular Bloodweiser Babes, coach Mopthoniel Prettypink decided to try to wear down the wood elves with a strategy of attrition. However, lacking a way of reliably removing opponents from the pitch - and being, well, elves - the PFAA failed to to cause enough casualties during what can only be described as the sad caricature of a slow, grinding drive in the first half to prevent the equaliser in the second one. All in all an unspectacular game, lacking in both blood and touchdowns - and yet one of the PFAA's better efforts, since it resulted neither in a crushing defeat nor in an endless casualty list.
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Twahnlows:

3: #9 Poindexter: Think you can just out-bash woodies with your pro-elfs? Think again!
2: #1 Nigel: No matter what they tried, the PFAA just couldn't get this guy to drop the ball.
1: #3 Winston: Played a key role in preventing the PFAA from stealing a win at the last second.

Honourable Mention: #17 Sean Coldhammer: Tripped up Drakkwin, ending what looked like a decent shot at getting ahead again after the equaliser.”