“Today the fans got their entire gold's worth! Underworld games are always eventful. Powerful claw-bombs, fragile goblins, and crazy blocking vikings are an exciting mix!

Straight off the first block sees our intern explode with fury! the mighty Pepinillo reveals he has fists full of dynamite! POW! BLAM!!! Hail!

The norse battlestandard leads the counter charge and decimates a gobo with piling on. On the ground he lay. The goblins surround...boot...and send the greatest Charioteer killer home! He falls to the depths of Hell dragging twelve skulls with him! Hail to thee, serial killer of bloodbowl!

But not all is lost as the martial power of DeMaio and Scumm-o return fire! Lights out for Nino and Zlato! Even Logan's Run, eh...ran...with the ball almost to the endzone before being mega-slapped to the boo boo box! nice effort, now go to the boo boo box where a beer and a babe await!

DeMaio "we knew taking this game would see some damage, but we had no idea this level of carnage was expected. we hail the mighty ones and their wee little partners as soldiers of true bloodbowl!"”