“Waste Not, Want Rot showed they are ready to start taking things seriously with a big win in their first game of the new season. Froggered put up a valiant fight, but nuffle was looking out for Coach Ryce. Play of the game? THE DEVOURING (our resident beast) caught a dropped ball and shambled in for a TD in the closing seconds of the first half.

This win officially doubles WNWR's # of wins, for you statistics fans out there.

Interesting tidbits:
- Major Pandemic continues his SPP-less streak. Despite perfect game attendance and 60 blocks, he is still batting zero.
- Hairy Hotbone, on the other hand earned his second MVP and it has gone to his head... well... his whole body. He looks a lot tougher now.
- With the hire of new pestigor, Deadly Duncan, the coaching staff has let the journeyman rotter Albert Coldwing go. Rest in pieces, Albert!

Good game, Hax. It was all the dice!”