“After their rough first game the Missiles picked up right where they left off. While the coach had drawn up a new game plan there was hardly a chance to implement it because the Missiles were too busy getting beat into submission by the DominatriX.

The Amazons got the ball first and charged down the field rolling through the elves like a 16 pound ball through bowling pins. The elves finished the half by going for a long desperation pass to the end zone which was promptly plucked out of the air by DominatriX Aphrodite.

Starting off the second half down men, the Missiles continued getting whipped and ultimately surrendered two more touchdowns.

Lineman Craig Ironwill showed that while his will might have been Iron, his legs were apparently made of cheaper stuff, as even with the help of the apothecary he managed to smash his knee and thus end his season early.

After the game the coach made this comment:

"You know a game is going great when the opposing coach is apologizing for the beating they're putting on your team."

Maybe the third time will be the charm, but after two games, these Magic Missiles are feeling more like reject bottle rockets. ”