“After the 3rd game of their existence, the Lumberjacks celebrate their first victory and their 10th casualty sustained!

In the first half alone the caravan removed 4 or 5 Lumberjack players from the pitch, and 3 of their own! Hey Kimnil watch out for that banana peel! Doh, too late... I could never be so skilled as to remove opposition players, but I can bake the ref a cake before the game... I guess he liked it. And my players didn't even need the Babe+Booze to crawl back out on the pitch again and again. I guess they're getting used to the rough and tough life, way to man up, guys.

I will continue praying to the loner god for fresh line of scrimmage meat. Ahummmm... Ahummmm...”