“TWAHNLOWS:
1st (3pts): Armand St. Just. In the second half, constant pressure from the Quotable Folks lead to Gumbeast Reunited losing the ball no less than 3 times! However, every single time that ball fumbled, St. Just was there to grab the ball, once in a tacklezone, to continue the drive, eventually leading to that second score that meant victory.
2nd (2pts): First Sir Percy. After a botched pass and crowd throw-in by Gumbeast Reunited, he managed to recover the ball in a tacklezone near the endzone, but predictably gets knocked down, seeing as he's still next to an elf. The blitzing elf, Anatole Broyard unfortunately catches the ball. But in the dying seconds of the first half, he jumped to his feet and blitzed the elf to the ground before grabbing the ball and reaching the endzone.
3rd (1pt): Laughing Cavalier Killed R. A. Butler, the evil bastard.”
3pts: #1 Jane Austen - The corner of the cage and sticking on her feet the whole game.
2pts: #2 William Shakespeare - Good switch of play getting in 1H and setting up the TD pass
1pts: #9 William Saroyan - Balls to the wall standing in the end zone waiting to receive the ball or a human shove into the crowd :)”
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1st (3pts): Armand St. Just. In the second half, constant pressure from the Quotable Folks lead to Gumbeast Reunited losing the ball no less than 3 times! However, every single time that ball fumbled, St. Just was there to grab the ball, once in a tacklezone, to continue the drive, eventually leading to that second score that meant victory.
2nd (2pts): First Sir Percy. After a botched pass and crowd throw-in by Gumbeast Reunited, he managed to recover the ball in a tacklezone near the endzone, but predictably gets knocked down, seeing as he's still next to an elf. The blitzing elf, Anatole Broyard unfortunately catches the ball. But in the dying seconds of the first half, he jumped to his feet and blitzed the elf to the ground before grabbing the ball and reaching the endzone.
3rd (1pt): Laughing Cavalier Killed R. A. Butler, the evil bastard.”