“Feeling confident after their last victory the Soilers today were treated to the agony of defeat. The Soilers could do nothing right today, fumbling pick-ups, missing blocks, all-in-all looking as if they had never been on the pitch before.

With play like this the talented Mutant squad from Skavenblight had little trouble dispatching the overmatched Soilers. Coach FreeRange summed it up best in his post-match conference. "We are very lucky this was a preseason game. Play this bad during the regular season will not be tolerated. The only player to do his part in this game was journeyman Sean Darkstone who gave the crowd the only excitement of the day by literally losing his head on the pitch. I promise the crowd a better showing next week or I swear heads will roll... just like his did."

An obviously angry Coach FreeRange was forced to award the mvp bonus to the one Soiler who did what he was asked to do as Drew Kill was successful in making a short completion. That alone signifies the ineptitude shown in this match. Here's hoping the Soilers improve their game before the season starts in earnest.”