“For the first time in 5 seasons, Coach Lesh has decided to grant an exclusive interview and access to the locker room post-game.

Coach: You guys really sucked out there today. My last team, the Hillbilly Rays, sucked pretty bad but at least they did some casualties. You all hit like a bunch of cartoon character school girls.

Depaseth Gutaf: Hey coach! I think I've finally figured out how to hit the other guy and not fall down! Isn't that an improvement?

Coach: Gutaf! You are supposed to be a Chaos Warrior. One of the elite. And it's taken 3 games for you to figure this out?! No wonder we are losing!

Spiky Hair: Boss! Boss! Check out my hand! I think Khorne is turning me into a lobster! I don't want to flop around on the field waiting for someone to throw water at me.

Coach: Spike, you idiot! That's a claw. You will still be a goat! Maybe now somebody will do some killing out there.

Coach: You guys dodge pretty well. Generally because you are running to get away from the other team, or you are chasing them as they run past you. Time to get your act together. I am not spending another season at the bottom of the NWFL. I don't care what the CBA says. If play doesn't improve, I will start branding you goats with IDIOT across your chest. You warriors will have to start playing in pink armor.

Press: Coach, can you tell us of any new strategies that the Geldings will try in the future?

Coach: Who let the little geeky guy in? Security!
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