“Coach Harbog prior to the game at the hut of the Great Ooompanumpum Wappaloopollosi (translation: Old Wise Toad with Saggy Teats):

"Oh Great Ooompanumpum Wappaloopollosi, the Batrachians face a rematch vs. the rival Korsairs and we fear we may not have the skills to compete with the hated Dark Elves. What must we do to win?"

With a grand flourish, the Ooompanumpum Wappaloopollosi threw some sparkling powder into the fire, causing a great flash of heat and light. In a thready yet gravelly voice she replied, "You must hire an outlander, by name of Wolf, or something like that. And...and...eat fish the day of the match. And...and...wear clean underclothes to the match. So it is written in the flames."

"Seriously? That's it?" replied Harbog.

"Yes," Ooompanumpum Wappaloopollosi stated affirmitavely. "Also, put this powder into the teams pre-match broth, and they will strike like the Thunderlizard when poked in the nethers. And put this powder into the Korsair's drinking well, and they will be bedeviled by phantasms throughout the match."

Coach Harbog followed the Ooompanumpum Wappaloopollosi's instructions to the letter, and the team played like never before. The hated Korsairs never had a chance, down two players (including an AG5 lino) and their apo before they even got a turn. They were also bedeviled by phantasms throughout the match.

Coach Harbog at the post game interview:

"Coach, Coach, the Batrachians fired off the line and the Korsairs looked, well, lackluster all game. How do explain the amazing disparity in the team's performances today?"

"We own those pansies, its as simple as that. They had a good run thru the preseason, but two games in a row vs. the lads of Bouncin'more, and they know who the tadpoles are. It's just a shame we won't be seeing them for the rest of the season, as we're looking forward to handing them their asses again. And for all those teams that were wondering if the Batrachians had earned the top seed...there's your answer."

As Coach Harbog sauntered off the podium, he gave a slight and nearly imperceptible nod to the Great Ooompanumpum Wappaloopollosi, who was lurking in the shadows.”