“Greetings one and all to the clash between Yes We Tank and Botcher's Brigade! Both teams took a bit of a beating in their last match, and Yes We Tank proved that yes, they smash in the early going! Gomer Pyle got smashed into a messy Pyle in the early going, as the battle raged down the sideline. Some brilliant defense from the orcs allowed them to pop the ball loose near their goal line, and a big battle broke out. Inspector Closeau managed to trip over his own feet several times while trying to get a clue, er, I mean the ball, and it seemed that the first half was going to end scoreless, however, this is SOUPA, and as you have all come to know, NOTHING HERE EVER MAKES ANY SENSE!! It took a turn 8 dodge from Lenny, (who thought the ball was a rabbit) to first knock over an orc thrower, then dodge on top of the ball laying in the endzone, and scoop it up for a TD. Actually, it seems the minotaur simply got the ball stuck in his horns, but whatever, it's a TD! 1-0 for the Brigade! Yes We Tank Rolled into action in the second half, trying to knock their way through the Chaos Pact line, and they showed a little finesse as well, when Moor tossed a perfect spiral to a streaking blitzer (he really should have put on some clothes, naked Orc is not a pleasant sight to behold), to tie up the game. This seemed to wake up the Botcher's Brigade, who cracked open a spot for Butterfingers to scramble through, and the BB went up 2-1. With time winding down, the Orcs showed they still know how to get off a good passing attack, and Moor launched another fantastic pass to tie up the game just as the clock wound down! My thanks to my opponent, who played a very solid game that was certainly a thrill. Best of luck to him in the next round of SOUPA!”