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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2011-09-22 06:05:04
Norse CTV 1820k
2
40k (-10000)
18000 (1 FAME)
-1
5/0/0
Inducements: 1 bribe, 1 bloodweiser keg
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
3
3
6
-
1
29
98
9
40
27
2
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
2
4
-
1
21
134
9
40
45
9
#2 Candle Jack, DeMaio Avatar – Smashed Collar Bone (-ST)
#7 Troll – Smashed Ankle (-MA)
#13 Fast Taker – Smashed Collar Bone (-ST)
#14 Mariosol II, Scumm-o Avatar – Broken Ribs (MNG)
“Demon Prince Kathaga "Dearly despised, we are gathered here today to witness The Hellbound Charioteers and the Blood Sea Buccaneers to join together in unholy immortal death grip.
Do you take this team to be your pwn thing?"
Demaio and James "I do."
"To shatter their skull and keep their head as a trophy?"
"I do"
"To destroy without regret...and leave their women lamenting?"
"I do"
And to forever decimate all the other represents in total domination and bloodshed, til death do you part.
"I @$#@$%@ do!"
I now pronounce you..."ARCH BLOODBOWL RIVALS!"
Now this was a game to be remembered! The opening turn, the Hellbound crunch and take no prisoners! The ref blows the start whistle and the Dark Avenger applies his deadly craft! Toss off the field the journeyman! This fight is for veterans only!
No resistance...the Bucs fall by our mighty hand! Hail to Fast Taker who kicks out three Bucs in three turns!
Boz tries to apply the flaming shoe spike given to him by Miracle Max with the gaurantee to make thy enemies mostly dead! But he didn't read the directions and uses it backwards on Dread Scott! NAY! Not even a flesh wound as the ref (wearing a Hellbound T-shirt) throws him out of the game!
Troll deftly gets the ball and marches effortlessly to the goal. No stall folks...that's for non-arch rivals only! Line em and get back to head cracking!
Highly outnumbered the Bucs take the line, but the winds of fate shift, and the Buccaneers begin to crush chariots into tomato juice! oh! Ye in the front row better have a towel!
The second half was just horrible! We couldn't get a pow if we bribed lady luck and the Bucs prance around like wood elves, slamming whatever they wish! We badly hurt....they permanently injure!
Final rounds was a joke...and the Buccaneers take all!
DeMaio "This game was like going through the drive thru...and that's not a good thing. You know why I hate drive thru? CUZ THEY @$#@%@^..."
um...no need to finish that interview. Cable chaos network out!”
Do you take this team to be your pwn thing?"
Demaio and James "I do."
"To shatter their skull and keep their head as a trophy?"
"I do"
"To destroy without regret...and leave their women lamenting?"
"I do"
And to forever decimate all the other represents in total domination and bloodshed, til death do you part.
"I @$#@$%@ do!"
I now pronounce you..."ARCH BLOODBOWL RIVALS!"
Now this was a game to be remembered! The opening turn, the Hellbound crunch and take no prisoners! The ref blows the start whistle and the Dark Avenger applies his deadly craft! Toss off the field the journeyman! This fight is for veterans only!
No resistance...the Bucs fall by our mighty hand! Hail to Fast Taker who kicks out three Bucs in three turns!
Boz tries to apply the flaming shoe spike given to him by Miracle Max with the gaurantee to make thy enemies mostly dead! But he didn't read the directions and uses it backwards on Dread Scott! NAY! Not even a flesh wound as the ref (wearing a Hellbound T-shirt) throws him out of the game!
Troll deftly gets the ball and marches effortlessly to the goal. No stall folks...that's for non-arch rivals only! Line em and get back to head cracking!
Highly outnumbered the Bucs take the line, but the winds of fate shift, and the Buccaneers begin to crush chariots into tomato juice! oh! Ye in the front row better have a towel!
The second half was just horrible! We couldn't get a pow if we bribed lady luck and the Bucs prance around like wood elves, slamming whatever they wish! We badly hurt....they permanently injure!
Final rounds was a joke...and the Buccaneers take all!
DeMaio "This game was like going through the drive thru...and that's not a good thing. You know why I hate drive thru? CUZ THEY @$#@%@^..."
um...no need to finish that interview. Cable chaos network out!”
Hellbound immediatly blow off the LOS and the Bucs are seent flying. Blitzes, forearm shivers, claws, Dp boots, eye gouges and one wedgie were thrown down on the Bucs. After 4 turns of brutality the Bucs are reduced to a 6 man squad and looking really grim.
Hellbound stroll in on turn 5, high fives all around. The Bucs are in disarray and beat to crap. Coach Hicksey is yelling at the refs, some Boos are raining down on the Bucs, specs are droping from the game like flies, this one is over.
B "clothes line" James calls the remaining 6 Bucs over to the huddle. No inspired speach is neccesary. The grim visage of determination is on his face, you can sense that he is going to carry the team on his back.
Bucs blow off the LOS...Crack!!!!! Brady blows up Troll, his head snaps back, blood gushes from his broken nose and two teeth fall out. The Apoth rushes out on the field and patches him up for the second half.
Then H "My Body is an Army" Walker decides to follow the team captain and display his legendary skills. James is the captain and soul of the Bucs but when the going gets tough....Walker takes over..and take over he did.
Bucs blow into the lower zone and march right down the field and get the score to end the half.
Second half kicks off and the Bucs immediatly start laying into the Hellbound. Collar bones were the order of the day and the Bucs were snaping them left and right. Morg finally show his true form and starts holding up the LOS.
James manned the LOS all second half. taking on all comers, no fear for his life. It was a legendary performance of smack down.
Whille James was holding the LOS with Morg....Walker and Owens are ball hawking like fiends. They control the "rcck" all second half and guide the Bucs to two scores in the second half and the win.
It was a legendary match. At one point it was the Bucs two legends and 3 guys named Joe taking on 8 Hellbound before the rally started.
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