“This was the equivalent of being taken behind the woodshed. From the opening kick off, I knew it was going to be trouble when my goblin couldn't handle the ball. Anyways, pre-game mutter aside, welcome to the report between Botcher's Brigade and Amphibious Soldiers! Not a great turn out for either side, in spite of the weather being perfect. The Brigade elected to receive the opening kick and it went straight down the toilet from there. Some poorly done ball handling skill left a swarm of skinks flying behind the line and next to the ball right off, and Sprog slipped loose to put the Soldiers up 1-0 on defense before the game had barely begun! The big Brigade guys decided to take over the match at that point, and by take it over, I mean give it away in a nice gift wrapping! Lenny decided his freak dodge TD from last game bought him leeway to knock himself down every chance he got, and he took it. The skinks ran rampant through the backfield again to make it 2-0 before the half, with Sprog weaving his way into the endzone for another quick TD.


The second half really could have ended 4-0, save for a few attempts by a saurus to see what scoring a TD felt like, as he slowly fumbled the ball down towards the endzone, killing the clock for most of the half.

Full credit to Kinks, who played a solid match all the way through, and took advantage of some major mistakes and some pretty heinous dice. Best of luck with the rest of the tournament to you!”