“It was a lovely day along the Reik, the seagulls were flying, the ladies were all dressed up in their finest swimwear. The locals were all having a grand day. The Hammers were strolling through the park taking in the sights, relaxing. They decide to hang out around a hot dog vendor and a chap who was selling funnel cakes.

The dogs were great and man o' man those cakes were the best.

When we look up a man with 2 really freaking big dogs comes walking up. He was cowled but man did he stink. Immediatly the hot dog vendor screams out "NO! Not you again! I will pay I swear it!" All of a sudden the two "dogs" charge, wait a minute, those are not dogs...Holy Sigmar!! Werewolves in Altdorf!!! behind the vendors in a grove a shambling Necro Blood Bowl team emerges. The wolves rip the hot dog vendors cart to shreds.

Well the Hammers cannot allow this to happen. Necro teams decending on honest merchants in a park, not on our watch!!!!! To WAR!!!!!

That was a mistake, that vendor in hindsight needed a lesson in practical bussiness managment and never should have taken that 200 GC loan out at a 275% intrest rate due in 30 days and we never should have gotten involved.

but oh well.

The Hammers hard charge. But run into a wall of resistance. Both teams are just laying into each other. But slowly the tide of battle turns against the Hammers. Yoko turns on Morgana and starts chewing on her ankle, slobbering and bitting, YOWZA!!!!! she crumples down on the ground and crawls away lucky to still have a ankle. Yoko then turns on Swift Billy Ray who some how got a link of Hotdogs stuck in his britches. Well Billy sees that wolf eyeing him, he turns and runs like hell. But not fast enough, Yoko catches him, pounches on his back and drives him to the ground. SNAP!!!! Billys knee gives out and he rolls around in pain as the Wolf is sniffing his butt and eating all the hotdogs.

Hammers are just keeping their heads above watter but two more of the Hammers get laid out. Krom goes flying from a haymaker from the Golem and flies through the air and crashes into the Funnell Cake cart and overturns it, cakes and 4 hidden pies go flying.

Well the Hammers are trying to lay the boot but for some reason they are just bouncing off the undead scumm. The park ranger who was watching all of this was well compensated for staying out of this little squable decided that was not good enough. He is blowing his dang whistle left and right. Four out of the five fouls were called and I need to have a word with that park ranger next time we are around.

Well the result is clear as the battle reaches its end. The Hammers are beat down and beat up. But alas we will not go down with out a fight. Gorjo picks up montana, a nice little fur ball undead zombie dog thingey and punts him! That zombie dog flew far and straight..SPLOOSH!!!! right into the Reik he went and sunk like a ton of brinks, by by doggie.

Yoko realising that the "free" meal was coming to an end was chasing the hot dog vendor at top speed. He really wanted those 5 packages of hotdogs he was getting away with. He puts it into high gear but slips on a wayward funnell cake. He stumbles and falls right on top of the overturned funnell cake stand. One of the stands corner pegs protruding from his chest, the blood flowing like a geyser from the wound....Death by Funnell Cake!!! GLORIOUS!!!! what a sad end for a super star wolf. But I aint crying over it.

As the necros make off with their ill gotten gains, the Hammers slowly sulk back to the temple, licking our wounds and amazed at how Werewolves go absoulty nuts over hot dogs...Be sure to check your "6" every time you are buying hot dogs, you never know what da hell might happen.

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